Haishiro had always thought he was decently fashionable. Sure, the transition from Shinigami robes to human clothing had been awkward at first and he’d made quite a few blunders but the experiences paid off in the long run and after a few years, he actually became interested in what separated the men from the boys in terms of mannerisms, actions and even their clothing. With so much time on his hands, it was only natural for the outcast to experiment, right? And so it started in April of 1974 with Haishi’s first job working for a start-up fashion company.
The company ultimately failed but he came away from that experience with a plethora of knowledge regarding the savage business world. In the end, he bounced around from company to company over the years, always careful to forge or wipe his record clean at the end so people wouldn’t notice that he never aged over the years. Currently, he was employed by Issey Miyake, Japan’s best known fashion designer and even though it was the weekend, Imitsu had gone in to work, trying to ignore the fact that Yoruichi might be with Kisuke at the moment. As he walked out of the building’s front door, his mind took a stroll down memory lane, remembering how he’d first arrived at his marketing position in this company…
Haishiro had appeared at the Miyake Line in July of 2007 as a young, 28-year-old-sclub. He didn’t put it that way to be self-deprecating; he said it because it was the sad, sad, God’s honest truth. Nearly every day for the first year, he dragged his raggedy self into work wearing an untucked and in his colleagues opinion, baggy dress shirt, his hair was frozen with gel and he was fitted in jeans or slacks so ill fitting that they would’ve rendered any ass – let alone his ass – unidentifiable, a tiny protuberance awash in a sea of denim. Hell, he even mixed black and brown.
All of this would have been quasi-acceptable if he had been an insurance adjuster or a back-room clerk at the local Barnes & Noble book store. But no, he worked at Miyake, home to some of the sharpest-dressed mofos this side of the globe. They had guys who didn’t mind telling you that you looked like a Maloof brother. One particularly dispiriting day, a designer not known for her nattiness took a glance at his outfit – jeans, navy blue sneakers, a loose-fitting white and green vertically striped button-down – and scoffed, “You wear that to work?” She said that she respected Haishi’s willingness to embarrass himself.
There’s no use pretending that comments such as that didn’t sting. Imitsu wished it didn’t, but improvement mattered to him and the approval of his colleagues was something he yearned for. His suits became tailored for a slim fit that accentuated his athletic build. Slim-fit jeans rather than baggy ones fit for homeless families of three and more hugged his hips. Skinny ties, aggressively cut polo’s and dress shirts began to fill his wardrobe. In short, by the time Yoruichi showed up out of the blue, Haishiro looked like a fashion expert, maybe even one who had studied the subject his entire life. It was a remarking metamorphosis.
So then the strangest thing happens: he lugs himself all over town in his quest to ascertain just exactly what a normal existence is for a Vizard such as himself and suddenly, he’s Mr. Fucking GQ. Apparently, what barely passes for fashion at his work is cause for suspicion in Karakura Town. Haishi couldn’t even begin to tell you how many times in the last couple of months he was asked, normally by drunk girls, if he was gay. He’d tell them no, he was flattered, but in reality, he worked at a fashion company as a marketing consultant. In sloppy, barely coherent sentences, they’d usually respond with, “You just dress kinda gay, I guess. Looks nice…but gay.” Ironically, Imitsu had decided to spruce himself up in case Yoru ever did come back – which she did – and his many female friends that he’d acquired because he’d cleaned himself up ended up getting him in trouble with his girlfriend. Seriously…that’s just sad.
Now, once again, he was being eyed by several pairs of eyes that belonged to a troop of young, nubile young female adults. Coughing uncomfortably, he shifted his weight so he wasn’t looking at them and ordered his lunch from the female behind the register, another young lady who was eyeing his all black, fitted suit with more than curiosity in her gaze. Sheepishly mumbling a thank you for his change, Haishi beat a quick exit and grabbed himself a table outside under the awning of one of his favorite lunch spots – Box Kitty. Yea, the name was odd but the food was great, the prices were fair and he could usually find a spot to eat alone without being bothered. Today, though, the tables were all full and to obvious disdain, the one he’d found was the closest one to the street. It was also in full view of everyone else as well.
“Man…I sure with Yoru was here…” He already missed her even though she’d only been gone for a few hours. Sure, it was a bit silly for him to mope about when she wasn’t around – he was a grown man, after all – but in all fairness, they’d just been reunited and Haishi was very eager to spend as much time with her as possible. Placing his ticket on the edge of the table so the server would see it when he came around with his food, Imitsu kicked his feet up casually on the feet of the table and leaned back, his hands locked behind his head comfortably. “I guess I’ll head back to work after this…clear away some of those proposals…it’s not like Yoru needs me or anything.” Azure pools of intelligence cast a wary gaze over his surroundings, always alert for the possibility of any trouble in the form of Hollows, Shinigami or Arrancar…you never could be too careful when you lived in Karakura Town, no matter what sort of being you were.